archiemcphee:

Discussion of cosplay usually concerns the creation of awesome costumes. But some people don’t need to use a single piece of fabric, fiberglass, Wonderflex or EVA foam to create a spectacular look. Such is the case with Alexys Fleming, aka MadeYewLook, a completely self-taught make-up artist who can completely transform herself into anyone or anything using make-up, thoughtful lighting and sometime contact lenses and the occasional homemade headpiece or hat. Each character is so well-realized that some of the photos require a good long stare in order to find Lex’s actual facial features. And some of them are truly terrifying.

MadeYewLook also posts excellent tutorials on both her Facebook page and her YouTube channel. Even if you don’t want to try your hand at personal transformation with makeup, be sure to visit both her Facebook and YouTube accounts simply to check out many more of her incredible cosplay creations.

[via Kotaku Cosplay]

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gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

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Bran’s vision

Brans growing up and making me very confused.

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 my thoughts are stars i can’t fathom into constellations

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My agent called me at 5:30, and I thought the set of my movie had burned down, or Josh [Hutcherson] had died, or something…I didn’t realize! I was so tired!

Jennifer Lawrence on her Golden Globe nomination 

See how she talked about Josh Hutcherson even though he was no where part of the topic ;) *smirk*

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Well, well, well, Josh is the 1st person she thought/worried/cared about as when she saw on her caller ID that it was her agent calling at the god awful hour and in her mind it can only be some kind of emergency. And that just to show apart from her family that Josh is next most important person on her list! Not anyone else but Josh, and that subconscious thought is the true revelation of the person Jen really loves, and that’s the truth no one can deny!!

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I have always loved this comment by Jen…so natural so spontaneous…

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Me, too. And she was dating Nicholas at the time, wasn’t she?!?

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I think so..i am not sure…maybe someone else could be helpfull about this point?

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It depends as I’m not sure this quote was from when she’s nominated for <A.H> or from when she’s nominated for <S.L.P>? If it’s from <S.L.P> then Jen had already broke up with the zombie as GG nominations announced on the 11th of Dec every year. If it’s from <A.H> nomo then Jen was reportedly dating the zombie again and then made it official by took him there to the event. But either way, the quote showed Jen subconsciously loves Josh even if she didn’t want to admit to it!

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December 13th, 2012. SLP nomination. It’s widely thought she was single at that time.

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I think she just broke up with Nick in January… btw the bts was in November more or less so… OH I DON’T WANNA THINK I JUST SAY THAT JEN LOVES JOSH

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' They'll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.'

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peetaabaker:

mrpink627:

gotstolovemyfandoms:

'Can we get any cuter?' 'I don't think so.'

can you two marry pls!?

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Anonymous asked: I looked at the Friends gifset and I thought to myself, do you think Joshifer is kind of like Ross and Rachel? Like they'd get together but keep having obstacles thrown in their way? Nick is, I don't know. Claudia is either Julie or Emily? I'm thinking way too much about this.

jamiesommers23:

Here’s a Joshifer prediction told through Ross and Rachel GIFs for you my darling anon. 

Josh secretly had feelings for Jen

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But she was with someone else and they were just friends.

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But then Jen broke up with her boyfriend and said to Josh

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But that was just a lust thing so they each went their own way

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until Josh found someone else and Jen realized she had feelings for him

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And though it broke his heart, he was committed to someone else until…

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And then everything else fell into place for Josh and Jen and he confessed his true feelings

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And they finally get married

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Make beautiful Joshifer babies

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and live happily ever after

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Because we all know the truth here

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She’s his lobster!

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The End

~J

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♦ Mirmulnir the dragon 

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clivepughofficial:

THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE

THANK YOU SERIOUSLY IT MEANS SO MUCH

I’M SO OVERWHELMED I’VE LAID LIKE 10438902390230 EGGS

I need to sleep I actually have fucking work in the morning BUT JESUS 

WHAT A DAY

WHAT A NIGHT

AND MORE SHOWS TO COME

GOODBYE!!!!!

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Fingertips have memories
Mine can’t forget the curves of your body
Harvey Danger (Flagpole Sitta)

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